This handcrafted charcuterie board makes a bold statement while remaining functional and gift-worthy.
Expertly crafted from solid maple wood, the board features a distinctive live-edge profile that highlights the organic grain and warm tonal variation of the wood. Engraved areas filled with resin epoxy to make the kill and bones pop. Integrated bone-shaped cutout handles at the top and bottom provide both visual character and easy handling.
The centerpiece is a precision laser-engraved design showcasing a skull framed by florals, crossed fork and knife, and the phrase:
“Many have eaten here, few have died.”
The engraving is crisp, permanent, and subtly contrasted, allowing the natural beauty of the wood to remain the star while adding a touch of dark humor and personality. Each board is unique, with slight variations in grain, edge contour, and coloration that reflect its handcrafted nature.
Finished with a food grade glossy epoxy resin it’s ideal for serving charcuterie, cheeses, appetizers, or as a decorative kitchen accent, this board is perfect for entertainers, grill masters, and anyone who appreciates functional art with attitude.
Features:
•Solid maple hardwood construction
•Live-edge design for a one-of-a-kind look
•Precision laser engraving
•Integrated cutout handles
•Food-safe and display-worthy
A memorable conversation piece that balances craftsmanship, humor, and everyday usability.






