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This handcrafted charcuterie board makes a bold statement while remaining functional and gift-worthy.

Expertly crafted from solid maple wood, the board features a distinctive live-edge profile that highlights the organic grain and warm tonal variation of the wood. Engraved areas filled with resin epoxy to make the kill and bones pop. Integrated bone-shaped cutout handles at the top and bottom provide both visual character and easy handling.

The centerpiece is a precision laser-engraved design showcasing a skull framed by florals, crossed fork and knife, and the phrase:

“Many have eaten here, few have died.”

The engraving is crisp, permanent, and subtly contrasted, allowing the natural beauty of the wood to remain the star while adding a touch of dark humor and personality. Each board is unique, with slight variations in grain, edge contour, and coloration that reflect its handcrafted nature.

Finished with a food grade glossy epoxy resin it’s ideal for serving charcuterie, cheeses, appetizers, or as a decorative kitchen accent, this board is perfect for entertainers, grill masters, and anyone who appreciates functional art with attitude.

Features:

•Solid maple hardwood construction

•Live-edge design for a one-of-a-kind look

•Precision laser engraving

•Integrated cutout handles

•Food-safe and display-worthy

A memorable conversation piece that balances craftsmanship, humor, and everyday usability.

Weight 3 lbs
Dimensions 18 × 8 × .75 in
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